brb, off to Amazon.

Tangled will tell you that the abusive relationship with Rapunzel’s adoptive mother was more horrifying than any mercinary.

Hey now, I’m not complaining. I just want to keep providing excellent service.

I need some finger exercises. I’ve been working mine like crazy lately and they are worn out.

And a million lbs of lube, I’m betting.

my friend (with benefits) wanted to be DP’d- so he arranged for his friend and me to do it. it was kinda awkward but still fun. I never thought I would do that!

since when do we cover extreme fetishes in so much detail on this website smh

So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day...

It really bothers me that, both in the movie and now in the comics, they have to make her some smokin’ hot sexy woman.

I mean, me, but this is BESIDES THE POINT ;)

Ha, no worries. I’ve been on wayyyy worse dates before. For this one I just made an excuse after one drink and bounced (and yes I did indeed pay for that drink).

beyond that, a lot of places that aren’t bars or clubs are 21+

yeahhhh...we don’t just exist to make you feel better about yourself. but thanks anyways.

I didn’t say you did; I was just agreeing that I see the appeal, too. It’s great that you are happily married to someone close to your age, but I would also not be surprised if a few years from now you’re looking for a side piece in her 20s because while you might not want a divorce, the appeal of young girls is only…

Speaking as a 40something man who can sort of get the idea: the younger girl would make me feel young. I know it’s sad and pathetic but there’s a youthful kind of energy from being around 20somethings anyway. I’m not sure how long an older guy can keep it up, but it would be a nice distraction for a while. Again, I…

One guy I used to know (who was a former roommate) started dating a girl who was 18... legal age is 19 here and he was....I want to say we were around 30? Maybe late 20s at the time

It is sooooooooooooo strange, that so many men put down that prostitution is “morally wrong”. Also so strange that so many men put down that it should be legalized. Which certainly explains why (made up fact coming ahead*) like 90+% of all customers of prostitutes are male.

Must be a great coating on that safe! I used to use HD head magnets on my fridge, I stopped when I dragged a calendar off and it scuffed the Paint. Or maybe it was just a cheap fridge?