Tell your spouse, I’m sure she’ll be happy to switch to an alternative battery operated if she hears you complaining...

Ouch. I’m moving in my chair uncomfortably while reading this. I’m sure he did as well for a couple of days after, if he was able to sit at all..

How does a female plan that? Wouldn’t she have to measure the total size of both against hers?

Good one. First if she hears this, you would be watching TV and eating TV dinners for long while.. Second, are you sure you are doing it right?

45 minutes?! Is there a line where you just give up? That average brings you to have sex like what once a month?

I do have random crushes and that’s what it means to me actually. But only to help it going, not in any way to replace my awesome wife.

when you say nice distraction, you refer to a short affair? Does your wife make you feel so old?

That’s an embarrassment to all men kind. I apologize for him and hope you didn’t even spent time explaining him why you don’t want him to call ever again

They do look good. But how many women professors have people crush on?

What energy do they have that you or your wife don’t? My wife and I ride bicycles together and I think she has more energy than any 20 year old barista I’ve seen so far.

I’m with you. FIGJAM mentioned “and never looked back” but sounds like he’s looking somewhere otherwise he wouldn’t have had a crush over a barista!

Embarrassing, but well said.

Men have no reason to support it either, as human with moral or as a father.

My wife finally agreed to threesome, but it didn’t make me happy as I thought it would

you made it all the way to Israeli, could have waited or traveled just a bit more and get your Russian

Let me guess, you are married to one?

I’m with you. Absolutely agree. Where is russkie from?

Honesty is the best..<something>. we are the land of the free, the workaholic, and the axxhole county and we are proud of it

Yes, got the joke.

Maybe the issue is that you call it a nanny instead of the name of her exact profession.