Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

This article’s comments are done. Shut er’ down.

This took me entirely too long to make.

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If banging Vampire Kate Beckinsale was guaranteed to kill me once I took 3 steps away from her, in lieu of flowers donate to your local ASPCA.

I agree, the photo undermines the whole article.

I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Instead of bitching about it maybe share one if it matters so much to you.

Pictured: Derek Jeter fantasy meal.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

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Hey now, if the United States can be run by a drunk orangutan, so can Da Bears.

How is it anything but my Alfa Romeo GTV6?

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.