As a software developer, I can tell you usage metrics go a LONG way in helping determine improvements, fixes and new features in practically all software.

if only Kinja had negative stars

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

Sherman: See, before I was only trying to get the bag in the hole some of the time-

I hate people that use pets as props.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

For those that don’t know it, I submit the “transcript” of their conversation.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Eh, I don’t think so. The number of people who complain about the dang gubmint is very large. It is only very slightly larger than the number of people who make noise about the dang gubmint but then happily use the roads it bought and maintains to get from the home bought with government-insured mortgage loans to the…

Slow your roll, jesushorse. No one should have to repent for anything written, at least until the Sixers are actually good. Remember, The Process was supposed to be about positioning the Sixers to win championships. Let’s at least wait for them to be actually good before we start doing any touchdown dances, you know?

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

With a car that large, you go full wagon or bust. The whole hunchback thing just looks wrong. Shorten it up, give it 2 doors and it might kind of look presentable. Right now it just looks like a crossover viewed in a bad aspect ratio.

They also berated Mike Milbury. They may be young, but they’ve learned quickly.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

You take your star and you fuck right off, sir.