Two things...firstly, you can’t tell that bat flip apart from Herrera’s “I just worked a walk” bat flip. He bat flips for everything. It’s the best, in my opinion. Secondly, in two years with 400+ ABs, Hernandez hit .272 and then .294, and now is up to .338 in the early going this year (plus he has four homers—he had…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

This photo is believed to be of one of the suspects. Anyone who has seen this man should contact the Atlanta police dept or Georgia highway patrol.

It’s PVC piping. It’s not storing barrels of gasoline. You have to really friggin’ try to get that stuff to go up in flames. Storing all construction materials in perfectly safe bubbles because of one incident is likely a teeny bit of an overreaction

I can’t really explain why my mind told me to do this.

Peggy Noonan photo means it’s Peggy Noonan Worst Writing Time.

Step one is admitting you’re powerless over the law of thermodynamics

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Gordon Bombay, is that you?

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

For what it’s worth, I mildly hate myself for pointing it out.

Its just so epic...’Viggio Morgenstein’...Mac’s delusional brown-out (he actually punched the girl instead of that guy), and of course, nobody was cheering.

Omg the gradual transformation from woman, to woman with feathers, to bird woman, to straight up live ostrich made me shit myself with laughter.

Dee being portrayed as an ostrich is the most inspired piece of television I’ve ever seen

No way...Who got Dee Pregnant HAS to be in the top 10. This scene alone:

That Frank intervention episode is fire. That’s a top 20 episode, not a bottom 20 episode.

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.