You're Shelnon
Oh, no, no, don’t tell me you’re Shellfucker. Get ready
for some wild bingos, because your theories are bang bong! Watch out for
Sherlan.

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and it's not especially close for me.

Liked for Azkaban questioning.

"We're really, really sorry about the whole LeBron thing. Are we even yet?"

Godzilla's Night Out

I just got back from a day of board gaming—we played one game I'd never played before, it took nine hours, and I won. Oh yeah.

I really thought he was going to salute Godzilla when they were both lying in the street.

Holy cow, a gigantic, nigh-indestructible, electromagnetic, radioactive, prehistoric terror lizard that eats nuclear weapons! What the hell are we gonna do?
…
…
…
I know! Let's shoot all our guns at it!
POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
*swat*
Oh no, it destroyed all of us except Blandy McWoodenface!
POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
*swat*
Dang.

At press time, Garbo remains quiet.

So here I am, trying to grade pop culture analysis final papers to take my mind off things, and one of my students cites Childish Gambino. Sigh.

NBC sure does peacock TV.

Now that's a callback.

Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis Edward Burghardt?

You're right there—I didn't think at the time that it did have the best…well, any of those, but if you're going to heap all the awards on it, might as well give it Picture, too. (See also: The Return of the King.)

Well…yes…but it honestly wasn't the one I was thinking of. (I was actually thinking of Million Dollar Baby. Man, the 00s were a rough time for movies.)

…You're not turning into a Weeping Angel, are you?

There seemed to be a lot of lines that skipped the line between darkly comic and outright funny this week—I had to pause the show for a second to laugh after "Is your social worker inside the horse?"

Fair enough. It's a new kind of disgusting, at least. (Also, I don't like birds, so this one may have been more personally visceral.)

Is this the most disgusting episode ever, already? The bird says yes!

The Maslany's what? I think your post got cut off a word or so early…