For pre-Kinja reference, I’d usually wake up and see 200 comments on “What’s On Tonight,” as opposed to 19.

How to lose your loyal reader base in 10 days, or ten things I hate about Kinja

And my axe!

Yeah you are probably right, but I’m sure a shit ton of Seattle folk are pissed they don’t have a team regardless.

I hope they remain faithful to the book and insert a baffling connection to the 1995 adaptation of Dolores Claiborne.

A picture is worth a thousand words. Ideally, the same thousand words that have disappeared from the comments.

Don’t cry for them... they’re already dead.

Fuck THIS Shit, amirite?

Old AV Club comments section:

“Thank you for making our site’s community vibrant, intelligent, and fun!”

I shouldn’t have to click every single notification to figure out what the hell it is.

Yes, Prince Anders should be the romantic rival to all Disney Princes from now on. It’s the new Prince Anders Cinematic Universe, or “PACU” for the fans.

And if that’s the case, really what’s the fucking point? The newswire stuff doesn’t cover anything multiple other Kinja sites don’t already cover, and Kinja is probably the worst possible format for long-form content. Kinja seems to be designed solely for impulse readers—people who follow a link from Twitter and then…

Hey, cut them some slack. It takes a lot of hard work to come up with two paragraphs about what will be on TV tomorrow, and given the fact that this info is Top Secret, there is no way to prepare ahead of time. The fact that they were able to discover What is On Tonight at all is a minor miracle.

My God, It’s Full of Stars!

So we can’t block people on kinja? I’m not sure I’m equipped to deal with that

My unscientific, random polling of 100 completely random UCB Comedy School students says yes, yes it is.

“Sure, I’m playing in Italy, but at least I’m not stuck in the States with Dad.”

I just checked the avocado, 2000+ posts.

Well, I’d be impressed if the show featured pop culture references from the future.