If I said I didn’t chuckle, I’d be Li-ion.

You show that star off, you earned it.

I think they misunderstood how nickel based battery technology works

Like Bob Kraft, I like aural pleasure delivered by first-gen Asians.

That’s not true, I’ve lived in towns with laws against turning your yard into a junkyard, no hoa required. There’s a reasonable limit to things, then there’s an HOA.

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

It’s crazy how much junk people will sink in old quarries and springs to attract divers. I live in central IL and people are surprised to find out how many dive sites there are around. But my goodness, I’m not going to go get another damn tank just to go check out a sunk Saturn.

You just don’t get it, do you. While I agree with most of what you said, you just can’t compare it to a new car.

Or be covered with a lot of junk. 

Out of context quotes:

I love all your projects. I can live out all of my life’s bad decisions though you without having to actually make any of them for myself!

I Drove My $X (Insert type) Jeep Only a Few Miles but It Was Still Sketchy as Hell

Just imagine what could be done to the Mustang in the garage if you didn’t try to repair vehicles made out of compressed rust. 

I Drove My $500 Postal Jeep Every Vehicle I Own Only a Few Miles but It Was Still Sketchy as Hell

So a shitpile postal Jeep with no rear shocks, in need of an alignment and what sounds like completely roached suspension drove poorly?

Your to-do list on this thing is to replace every single part in it. You will be miles ahead time and money wise to get another one (or two) that have some of the parts (like a frame) that don’t need repair.

“There were some metal shavings on the magnetic drain plug, but who knows how long those have been there. I’m not worried about it:”

I had a pair of wheels that fit on my front lawn

That has been discouraged as of late. James Gunn did exactly that for several years prior to Disney firing him when a right-wing extremist (and actual real pedophile) dug up ancient behavior. If Gunn apologized several times and also turned his behavior around in general but was still punished, why should anyone…

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