Anyone who says “I bet you’re a blast at parties” is just telling everyone else they are intellectually bankrupt.

The US should do this to all lifted and coal-rolling pickups, but then not return them. It will be a net win for every American who has had to suffer through years of sharing the road with obnoxious pickup truck drivers.

There you go, get pissy about about someone correctly calling out your click-bait title. That'll show'em! 

$500 XJ is a perfectly fine winter vehicle

The top on mine is removable, you just need a special tool called a Sawzall, and it can only be done once

“It ain’t gettin’ any greener buddy!”

GL1800 has reverse (powered by the starter motor)

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

Either steel or aluminum can be chrome plated.

Yes, we all completely lose any sense of aesthetics on our 55th birthday. 

Disagree. I owned one years ago and it was both a great off-roader and a spectacular everyday vehicle. It’s just the right size, it was very comfortable on long trips, it was easy to park, easy to clean, remarkably easy to service, cheap to insure, and with a 5-speed gearbox and the 4.0L engine I routinely averaged in…

Can we at least admit that letting the Golden Eagle sit, and focusing on a rot box DJ is crazy?

Buying none of a product entitles you to no input on the product. You sell to people who buy, it’s not complicated.

Of all the responses you could have had to this complaint, you picked the one that confirmed you're a cunt.

Wow. I’m sure this will get me back into the greys, but this makes you into an even bigger dickhead than Schrader in my book. If Jalopnik’s standard for writers is this low, I won’t miss this place.

“It’s a site that covers motorsports. It’s a race day. If you don’t want spoilers, don’t come. I hope Bradley posts the complete top ten in the headline next race.”

Not everyone have the option to actually see it live

I bet he also didn’t use the most progressive language since he was born in 1924. He probably also didn’t have the most enlightened views on women or minorities. He might have even made off-color jokes. You idiots need to stop judging everything and everyone by your woke standards.

In 100 years, when people write…

I think this is literally the only thing that could possibly redeem this wannabe strongman’s bullshit partisan takeover of the Fourth of July.

Ahh yes, the “butthurt” that a probable rapist is 1 of the 9 most powerful people in our country’s legal system.