And here we are, wherein the folks that do the most bitching about “safe spaces” are essentially screaming for a safe space of their own.

...the difference being, of course, that they want the entire goddamned country to be their “safe space.”

Every single time one of these white supremacist whackadoos shows up during a…

“Sir, please, the Trump autobiography is over in the children’s section.”

I wouldn’t doubt it. Usual if it’s a middle eastern person they leak that out instantly.

Its an 8chan poster. His manifesto is already making the rounds.

19 years old white dude with delusions of grandeur...

Remember that time a bunch of gun nuts tried to recreate the Charlie Hebdo shooting with paintball guns to “prove” that a good guy with a gun could’ve stopped it? And they failed every single time except when they ran away?

Brady also went on to be a significant voice for gun control, as I know you know but it’s worth mentioning. 

Three others were also shot - , White House Press Secretary James Brady, Secret Service agent Tim McCarthy, and police officer Thomas Delahanty were also wounded. Brady suffered brain damage and was significantly disabled. 

He sounds like a damn 5 year old playing cops and robbers.

One of these:

derringers 

Trump menacingly pointed finger-guns at the NRA crowd, demonstrating his version of the mass-shooting.

sounds like my libertarian friends.

WWI Private Hitler would be the easiest one (well, probably not easier than Baby Hitler, but still):

Just laugh and point at him til he stops.

Order a time machine from Amazon and abort Baby Ben.

It’s the party in love with the death penalty. But wouldn’t apply it to Hitler.

I have a friend who I can’t get off the Ben Shapiro dick. He’s the type of friend who is really smart but has no common sense. He seems to think Shapiro is smart because he’s a “facts don’t lie” type and tries to position himself as a centrist. Please send help.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but god do I miss the simple days when conservative media figures just talked about lower taxes, smaller government, the liberals taking away their guns and the POTUS getting a blow job from a WH intern.

If you have a time machine, you don’t have to kill Baby Hitler. You can kill Teen Hitler, or Private Hitler in WWI, or Struggling Artist Hitler, or In Jail Hitler, or Alone on the Toliet in the Eagles Nest Hitler. So, basically, Any Time in His Life Hitler if you have a freaking time machine.