People ALWAYS notice if you aren’t eating. Always.

I never make special requests, and will talk about any other subject, but if people notice I’m not touching a particular thing on a menu (because I know that my body’s reaction to it won’t be normal, and I don’t want to turn other people off what’s probably good, and…

poetry 

The worst thing I ever heard was my friend who was on a date and puked over the side of a parking garage. Then he felt something hit the back of his head. Someone was puking in the same spot above him.

Are you... are you serious?

Calling degrees “worthless” just because they don’t necessarily translate to a high-income position post-college is so, so idiotic. 

You’re welcome

A massive wipe of student debt in the U.S. would trigger a huge spending boom in housing and autos, and probably bump up birth rates as young Americans who were looking down the barrel of decades of debt would decide they could have the 2.5 kids their parents had. And all the critics are going to worry about is that…

in fairness they had to sue her to finish Theodore Rex, it was that bad

What you would not have is Meghan McCain’s argument

Also raises the question: if the parents were *that* against formula, why was it there in the house?

I love the way DVF is wearing a much more wearable dress in that photo. I need that dress.

i enjoy a wrap dress in theory, in practice my giant boobs always seem to show too much for the dress to be “work appropriate” (yes, we should be able to show any cleavage and be deemed work appropriate, but alas... )

THE UNHERALDED EROTICISM OF BLACKSMITHING 

Thumbs into the eyes works too - I blinded my attempted rapist 20 years ago when I was just 19 - he was focused only on pinning my body and forgot about my hands .. I didn’t make the mistake of trying to punch him in the head because that would’ve forced him to protect his head.. first thing I did without hesitation…

Let me be the very first to say: still would.

That was my thought - why would he have it? 

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

I would love to know where one could find hair mourning jewelry in that condition for as little as 25 pounds.

Are we supposed to sing the headline in this cadence? Because I sang the headline in this cadence.

Woman loves two things...Handsome relatives and Elephants and she’s all out of handsome relatives so.....