My main take from that quote is that there is literally no woman in this world that thinks, “LOL, NBD I can just get an abortion.”

Honestly, both of them seem to lead very chaotic, busy lives with their multiple businesses and constant filming and photoshoots (as well as paparazzi and the personal grief that comes with being horrible people). I’m sure that if I also had that level of insanity in my life, I might also want to go home to a nice,…

Period tracking helps assess your adjustment to new medications, especially if you’re switching to a new hormonal birth control. It’s also helpful if/when a problem arises, as it can be a measure of health or a signal of change. Personally, I track mine on a calendar since my birth control has made it more irregular…

I voted Gwen for plain-jane utility, but I absolutely can’t let her insane “I cut burgers into 1/8ths” comment slide.

WHAT 

Honestly it’s on parents to break that fourth wall. 

They do! You can find big bags at Bass Pro Shops and similar stores

Sounds like you have some things you need to work out? People have different experiences, and she doesn’t sound like she’s bragging about hers. Hell, maybe her pre-baby body already looked like the ones these gals are complaining about. 

Thank you for this. These ladies seem likable and fun, but they’re also strikingly similar to a lot of my young mom friends. I get that having a child changes your identity in many ways, but it’s hard to watch every joke be about their body, their “hilarious” exhaustion, and cute-but-terrible children. They’re the…

That’s true- it’s always good to consider if they have TIME to undo it (especially with things like post-it bombing someone’s car)

Here’s my thing with pranks. They’re best when they’re confusing, reversible, tedious, and/or absolutely pointless. Elaborate preferred, but optional. Nothing should be damaged, and no one should cry.

Other people have listed some better kid examples, but consider: filling a room with balloons. emptying their dresser/cl…

Toile is for walls, chaise lounges, tiny tufted footstools, and novelty (toile)t paper in your drafty B&B.

They’re a delightful pinwheel, you degenerate

It’s the best place to find Haribo, oddly

These were our go-to candy at the pool each summer, since they don’t melt and were only about 35 cents at the snack bar (this was in 2000). Every time I get my hands on them now, I imagine a faint whiff of chlorine.

Chick-A-Sticks are my personal favorite. Anytime I visit home (PA) I grab a handful and push them on my friends.

Wilbur Buds are also criminally underrated. They have a much more smooth and rich chocolate formula and are even cuter than Hershey Kisses.

Bit O Honey are still alive and out there! You can most often find them in the penny candy section of Five Below, but they sell them by the bag in some grocery stores and online

Yeah, Salty is being way too preferential to the friends. You don’t need to try a new place EVERY week, and the important thing is catching up with your friends, not forming a dinner club. 

Seriously. My first thought was, “Damn, pretty people can wear any kind of garbage and call it fashion, huh?”

The second being that it mostly looked poorly constructed and probably wouldn’t be too bad if it the strips were attached correctly.

I’m guessing she thinks this is fine because she only sees HERSELF as a wife and mother, with no daughters it’s no wonder she thinks her entire life and those of other women are made to serve (sorry, “support and lift up”) men.

Yeah homegirl should be dead