I’m assuming it’s for vaginal aesthetics. Although, after hearing horror stories about tears and unwanted “honeymoon” stitches, I wouldn’t be against a C-section either

If anyone else has worked in a museum, they know the pain of a 5-minute loop in an exhibit you can’t leave. We once has an exhibit that included this beautiful film, accompanied by a truly awful, wailing french opera recording from the 20s (sounds quality and all) that was under 5 minutes.

It’s a quick way to…

Amazon radio also has store-friendly filters and I think is free with an amazon account

Hah I’m avoiding it as an adult, too! Not because I don’t like the dentist, I’m just afraid they’re finally going to want to take my wisdom teeth (they’re a little crooked but haven’t caused me any grief, so I’m keen to keep them) and I know I can’t afford the co-pay for something big

It may have been non-pasteurized or some other, more organic variant? 

Yes! I remember being about 11 or 12 and having to tell my dentist that I didn’t want a certain treatment done (I think it was fluoride past a certain age?) because the time before they did it without asking and our insurance didn’t cover it. I was old enough to not have a parent accompany me in the room, but without…

Y’know what? T-Pain is a delightful dude. He was a sweetie on Hot Ones, and comes off as a genuine guy. Good for him for succeeding in this bonkers trash heap of a show. 

For me, at least, it feels a bit like a learned helplessness. I’m able-bodied and I’ve still had trouble with insurance - for example, my doctor’s office uses two labs. My insurance only covers one of the two, so when they sent my pap samples to the wrong one, I had to pay $300 out of pocket, even though pap exams are…

If you need a fix, the BBC show Restoration Home has a mess of full episodes on YouTube.

“Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for four months in 2006 and 2007, which qualifies her to have an opinion on whatever is happening between him and A Star Is Born co-star Lady Gaga.”

“Nowhere did I mention that I believe all men are rapists. It’s probably useless to tell you, but I believe that the majority of men are normal-ass people and I really value the ones I’m lucky enough to have in my life (what with being a shrieking harpy and all). Being in public isn’t some constant terror dome where…

Yeah, actually, I do worry about strangers wanting to fuck me, without my consent. That is scary. Sorry I didn’t specify rape, I thought it was implied. Nowhere did I mention that I believe all men are rapists. It’s probably useless to tell you, but I believe that the majority of men are normal-ass people and I really…

I can almost certainly promise that no woman will wonder in 20 years why strangers no longer hit on them. Why? Because
1. It will still be happening
2. They’ll be living their damn lives.

I moved from a city where I was catcalled multiple times every day walking to and from work (sometimes in a way that felt…

1. I would eat about 5 of those thins over 1 normal cup, come at me.

I’ll concede that Miley is privileged and can/does say/do things that are tone-deaf and self-involved. But:
- Bi/pan/queer people don’t need to pass some validation test by dating someone of their own sex or gender identity
- You can date someone who is heartbreakingly handsome and still feel that physical attraction is…

I’m a big fan of the “desperation attraction”, which makes once hated foods wonderful forevermore once you’re hungry enough.

I’ve had the brussels renaissance myself! Of course I had never had them at all- my mother refused to make them for us because she had never had them done well (for me, it’s halved with olive oil + soy sauce + a medium hot pan until they’re just a little blackened and the soy sauce has creeped in nicely)

Can people chill out and not take her comments so seriously? To me it reads like some ex-sorority girl’s sassy tea towel about how resting bitch face keeps you young.

Our local ice cream shop always sticks a pretzel in the top instead of a cherry or whatever. We grew up near Snyder’s in PA, so it makes sense

I can’t explain it, but I definitely have this with meals. Somewhere around the last bite, my appetite totally shuts off. As an adult, I usually struggle through that last, unappetizing bite, but as a kid I left a lot of chicken fingers with one nub (usually the part with the tendon, to be fair) left. Drove my dad…