tbh meatballs are the bane of my existence in the “burgers aren’t sandwiches” fight. Also, I think the cake being a non-bread substance means it doesn’t win the other bread substance-related points?

And yeah, in an ideal world each point would have further qualifiers. Bread, especially, should have some qualifiers…

hah I hate myself for enjoying this, but:
possible traits:
+ bread substance
+ 2 bread substances, top and bottom
+ bread(s) non-hinged
+ meat filling, non-contained (slices, shredded, ground)
+ spread
+ equal proportions (square, round)
+ portable
+ handheld
+ stacked
possible non-traits
- non-bread substance (tacos, cake, the…

Weird, I’ve been told listening to podcasts at all made me “too hipster”

We went to see Interstellar...which is 3 hours long. It was our second date attempt, as he cancelled the week before for a parkour meetup. Dinner after at about 11pm, where he kept talking about the hiking trip he took with his brothers that really “made him a man”. He was 25ish. The trip? Last summer.

The servers…

Not necessarily. hah I imagine some sort of a points system, where it needs a certain amount of qualities and lacks others to be a sandwich. I think a typical sandwich fill on a bun (like ham and cheese) is fine, mostly because it’s not designated as its own thing? Like, if that had a specific linguistic difference in…

This is going to be a little radical, but I would say it’s a combo of the shape (oblong), the bun (bread but not bread) and hinged edge. This would exclude subs, which I would classify as sandwich-like products. A Philly cheesesteak? Not a sandwich in my book. A member of the quasi-sandwich family, but not. Much like…

If this is a sandwich, then many, if not all, cakes are sandwiches. I would exempt cakes with frosting, as that seals the layers in a way that I feel disqualifies them.

I think we need a new nomenclature. Sandwiches are “Sandwiches”. Strict bread and filling definition. Hot Dogs, ice cream sandwiches, and unfrosted…

I would argue that DimSum in Idaho can’t be that good.

I would bet money that PA only hates the IDEA of Chai Lattes, much like CA and Chick-fil-A. They’re simply not saturated with them to the point of corrupting their morals (I’m in VA now, and we should all be so lucky).

Yeah, my immediate response was, “Ooh, ONE nice thing, thank you.”

I say ‘tis the season and go for “witches’ teats”

I worked at a slacks-and-polo place that required tucked shirts, and a short but incredibly busty gal fought it tooth and nail so she wouldn’t look like boobs with legs.

This is why Hatoful Boyfriend is the ONLY dating sim for me

A constant fear

I have pale and sensitive skin and get them incredibly easily, but also live in fear because they’re basically blot clots and there’s a tiny chance one could travel to my brain.

Right? The new opening credits deserved some love. Granted I was deep into a hot toddy by the time they rolled around, but they were sharp!

I feel like they had to address it, and hopefully now it’s out of the way for the most part.

Anyone who expects me to laugh at a hentai joke will get a heavy dose of feigned ignorance until they have to explain themselves into oblivion. It’s what they deserve

Are you sure this wasn’t a Buffalo Wild Wings? This sounds like a Buffalo Wild Wings.

NEVER FORGET