I mean, it’s possible the friend is salty about it too, but yeah none of it comes across well

Persistence? 

WHAT star for the Kutcher-Fact

I think the ban is a little overboard, especially since 2 Broke Girls has been on the air this long, but yeah it looks like it’s contradicting itself and probably won’t be good anyway

OMG. Women aren’t non-competitive, they just want to worry about doing the thing not continuously proving they can do the thing so they have a chance to do the thing.

I wanna play sports without having to be She-Ra at sports, damnit

I’ve never seen myself as “good” at sports, but I happen to be an excellent frisbee chucker. My pals in high school (mostly nerdy guys, most of my closest friends) started up a pick-up league after school, and I was tentative but excited to go.

Within a few weeks it was clear that the only girls they would pass to…

I tried so hard to get mine taken out in my teens. I went early each summer leading into and during college, making sure I had time around each appointment to recover so I wouldn’t need them yanked if they decided to cause trouble around finals week or when I was abroad.

The first time, they told me they wanted to…

Yeah, a few other commenters noticed it was a dig at Ashton. Which is still odd, since that ended forever ago in my book. Yeesh

Ah, okay, I’m seeing how they could be saying that ...they (Ed and Demi) have it easier than Demi and a younger guy (Ashton).

Again, terrible pronoun game here

I make a humble income and spend about half of it to have the privilege of an apartment that’s 100% mine (rented, sure, but no roomies) in a safe, walkable part of town. It’s not huge, and it’s still one of the cheapest places I could find on my own. I get my groceries from Aldi, put off getting car that’s not a…

“they can communicate more easily than talking with a guy who could more easily be her kid than her partner.”

First off, that source has terrible grammar
Second, what a weird-ass thing to say??? They’re 11 years apart, not 20

Counterpoint- YES

It was barely the premise for an episode of The Simpsons

I’m more bothered that the trailer talks about her new possibilities of being an “athlete” or a “brain”... of course I get the criticism of a show that assumes fat = ugly/unpopular, but she couldn’t have been SMART before? What the hell?

I don’t know a better way to describe this, but don’t do the “$1 for a kiss” or “clink your glasses for a kiss” bullshit. I’ve seen two friends do it, and they barely had time to eat their dinner without being interrupted by obnoxious wedding guests.

Another couple had a jar of “dares” that they would complete for…

“For both environmental and employee morale purposes, companies are far better served by working to reduce their energy consumption and encouraging public transportation.”

As someone who worked at a retail store next to a Five Guys... an entire group of people expected to function with the meat sweats is the opposite…

A 3-ring DIY cock ring reminds me of an “Honorable Mention” from the Darwin Awards quite a few years back (honorable mentions go to non-fatal dismemberment and they tend to favor members)...

A man had taped a roll of quarters to himself to amplify his bulge at a disco. Why he didn’t use a sock, I can’t say. The quarters…

also my question on this one. specifically the ultra-visible ones with attached tails

It’s 👏 not 👏 a 👏 selfie 👏 if 👏 she 👏 didn’t 👏 take 👏 it 👏 herself 👏

Same! I’m not even sure that I don’t do it at home when it’s just me. But eating alone at a cafe? DEFINITELY