Ours is called Jerry&Sal’s, and until I got to the bottom I swore we were talking about the same place

Jerry or Sal (not sure which) is still kickin’, and their family can oft be caught fighting in the kitchen like any good Italian pizza-joint-owning family does. My mom and her friends would go there in high school…

Believe the McElroys already covered this one, kids.
Conclusion: When you Nut in space, it push you backward

Joke’s on them, vegan options are usually 15% more 

I once left my stock pot, a decent knife, and my favorite sauce pan at a guy’s house who ghosted me. I hoped he’d drop it by since it was a weirdly chill ghosting, but wrote it off as a gift to charity (he had one fork, one spoon, one plate...hence the need to bring over proper cooking pans for a shared dinner).

A PINT of barleywine?

Can I think it’s beautiful and still worry about her pockets?

Hah the world needs people like you, too

People blaming her/her family for not finding an alternative or filing the correct paperwork:

Poverty isn’t just monetary. It is a poverty of resources, poverty of information, and poverty of advocacy. 

Ah yeah, I kinda figured. I’m still going to lean towards team glass

I was always told to keep Kombucha away from metals (including metal mesh strainers and mason jar lids) since it can be so corrosive. Is that BS? I was using mason jars anyway but it does corrode the lids and definitely takes on a metallic taste.

Another personal opinion, ‘buch is meant to be sipped, not chugged

Give me a good, liquid, garbage cheese. Nacho cheese will do, beer cheese if I’m feeling fancy. The level of fakery should match the dog.

“...or how it’s going to work, for example, is a parent has already been deported”

I knew we were separating families IN the US, but I didn’t think we would DEPORT PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CHILDREN. What the actual fuck. 

Ah, they’re hosed then, huh. 

It depends on the chemical compositions. It might not be possible if they’re too similar, and the parts of exposed wood have likely been dyed from the pigment. Still, more likely than removing plaster

Yeah, I’m more concerned with the shoddy plaster job than the paint. Paint can typically be removed, especially since it looks like cheap acrylic over the existing lacquer. 

Tell me something me and my sweatpants don’t already know. 

I’m sorry but if you’re doing that much work for a grilled meatloaf you want a burger my man.

As for how Daddy will react later on, during the scene in which Helen and the husky-voiced Evelyn unwind and simply talk, woman to woman

Hah today was slow

Ooh, great point about fan demographics, too. Hadn’t considered that