Some might count this as good advice, but after a year of AmeriCorps post-college, I decided to move to a new city where I had friends and was still just a drive away from family. My AmeriCorps year had been pretty lonely, and I was looking to take care of myself and find a community again. All of my friends/family…

CGI or a double, yeah. I get that she wants to look superhuman, but it’s kind of tiring to see a fit woman with such a great platform continue to photoshop herself like that. Larger butt/thighs/boobs because... she wouldn’t be a believable sexy robot otherwise? IDK

Some helpful links for people who want to support our national parks, including some great places for Christmas/Hanukkah/etc gifts (My Parks Projects shirts just came in the mail and they are super soft with modern fit).

If you love werewolf, I suggest investing in One Night Ultimate Werewolf, which uses an app instead of a moderator. Everyone can play and there’s a great stack of new roles that you can use. Some of the roles switch cards without player’s knowledge, so you might have started a werewolf, but are now a villager. It’s…

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My parents had a Halloween wedding, so they’ve been throwing anniversary parties every five years or so forever. For their 30th, I decided to go in drag as my dad. He’s a scruffy biker-type, so I had an old ALF shirt of his (which is a permanent piece of my wardrobe anyway), a penciled-in beard with some clever…

Right? And maybe your parents will die soon anyway. WTF Jane.

Why?

Megyn sort of reminds me of an alien who’s slowly learning what it’s like to be a human. Like, at this point she’s been at it for 5 or so years and has a sort of humor in what she still doesn’t get about the whole earth thing.

Once, I had a pack of probably 10-12 year olds on my street ask me how old I was (at the time, 21). I figure they’re pretty harmless, so I laughed and asked why, to which one did that smarmy little thing where they stick their chin out and nod (?) before saying, “We wanna figure out who you’d be good with”.

That thing where you misspell Mamma Mia so many times. Girl.

Yep, that’s the guy. His big thing was seeing how quickly someone could do a task, and then require all employees to hit that mark, not accounting for problems on the line or the fact that you might slow down about after a few hours. Really streamlined and smart on paper, but terrible in practice.

Sure, millennials don’t wan’t (read: can’t afford) motorcycles. But consider:

GAH. This is my actual nightmare. Not as bad at all, but one night when I was like, 20 and driving home alone from a movie, this guy followed me flashing his high beams for miles. I was taking a weird country road home, so it was really unlikely he happened to be going that way. He was incessant. Never beeped, but…

Those mugs! I managed a whole set by sheer luck. Found batman in an antique spot on the way up to college, and my mom found robin on the way home (not looking for it). We didn’t know there was a whole set, until two years later my dad found the riddler at a yard sale, and the next day we found two face at a different…

“I get a little bit frustrated when diversity or the term ‘diversity’ is tagged to the people of color, or the women, or the LGBT.”

Idea:

“Turns out it doesn’t matter who you get punched by... it’s uh... it’s still getting punched.”

Inane nickname thread:

Bill and Melinda Gates! They’re the actual cutest. Bill offers great book recommendations, tech/development innovations, and highlight’s friend’s projects, and Melinda covers humanitarian work. I find they add a good balance to the usual political shitstorm.