Why are we talking to ourselves like this.

Bear in mind that the left is Zlatan's "weaker" foot, in the same sense that Little Boy was the weaker atomic bomb dropped on Japan.

Cooper: Bodie, last question - you are now in the fetal position on the freezing snow after my first 4 questions - is it safe to say that Chilly is with you at this moment?

[wipes drool from corner of mouth] "This dude is taking brining to a whole 'nother level."

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

Is he Gay Loki? Because I would watch that.

RUSSIAN TRACK WORKER : Oh no, there is crack in ice on track. I must fix, Comrades!

Teammates were clued into his alternative lifestyle when he arrived on campus rocking that 'Husker 'do.

Did The Browns' Front Office Break Up Over Greg Schiano?

The fallout occurred when Schiano insisted on bringing his previous staph to Cleveland.

Wait, Watt?

It's odd to see him scramble. I've always thought of him as more of a (Hot) Pocket passer.

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

Dayum. Nolan threw more shade at Reilly than Vesuvius to Pompeii in 79.

Is there anyone other than Reilly not in favor of Regis' side?

For more from King James on the topic of backing that ass up, see Genesis 22.12.

Battier: I’m thinking we go with a 90’s boy band hit.

Tim Hasselbeck is relieved to know that he is no longer first on the list when someone searches "terrible bald Eagle".

Yet, hilarious.