Well, if it wasn't a glory-filled injury, kudos for the honesty. I'll send along my condolences to Hamed, and heal up soon!

I'm impress you didn't resort to egging their front doors

How did that work out for you? No snark, just curious

Whoosh...that sucks. How did you do it? (This is Gordon, btw)

Imagine if you looked up from the floor, half-naked, with a man on your back and his arms around your neck — you'd be way embarrassed.

Sometimes a fallen player, and a medic, are just props for your enjoyment in rugby:

I'm pretty involved in the running community, and this checks out, fwiw

Not a staffer, just a commentor, but I graduated from UCLA with a history degree and work in PR. I also served as the editor of an endurance sports monthly, and still freelance a fair amount for UltraRunning, Outside Magazine, Adventure Sports Journal and others. You break into sports journalism like any other…

Uh, have you ever met Greg Howard? He does at least one or two soccer posts a week. A bigger question: is Greg going to do the Rugby World Cup coverage, or those two gloriously drunk bastards you had in NZ last iteration?

Thanks so much!

So, how do we quickly click on other Gawker sites? It took me weeks to figure it out on the last iteration of Kinja

You can't raise the crossbar because then only Jimmy Graham will be able to DAT (Dunk After Touchdown)

Ditto.

+1 Outstanding

Silly gets me every time

Why inject reasonableness and objectivity into a situation that calls for Maximum Interwebz Butthurt?

63mph from a distance of 25 yards? No wonder the keeper couldn't get to it

Bullpen: "Lo golpeó, vamos!"

Honest question from a rugby fan getting ever-more interested in soccer: how fast is that fucking ball moving? It was still a blur in slow-mo

WHO PUTS WAX ON A WAVESTORM?!