This isn't good. Kellen Winslow was supposed to pick him up at the airport and now he'll just be sitting in his car...waiting. Whatever will he do with his time.

This is just ludicrous. I absolutely cannot believe that Geno Smith was intercepted before coming anywhere near a touchdow—

[Receives vicious blindside hit from Standards]
[Blacks out; fumbles joke]
[Spends rest of life feeling cloudy, with a sensitivity to light, GIF-related humor]

Mark Sanchez is confused. "Virgin America? Not when I'm done with them."

(former) Patriot missile.

Pictured: Three small weiners

"Alexis has a testicle like this."

Kellen's penis has since apologized for its comment of, "I'm a one-eyed warrior!" In its apology, his penis went on to say, "I got caught up in the moment. The real warriors are in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm just a penis, nothing more."

I'm getting punchy.

"Somebody opened up the exit door and Rivers fell out the back" is a great call.

It is an assault rifle. It also counts as an assault weapon. 2 different meanings, but this one qualifies as both.
An assault rifle has to be, well, a rifle (meant to be fired from the shoulder, good up to a certain range), have semi automatic, full auto, or burst fire capabilities, have a certain amount of power (this…

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

You son of a bitch.

I play in a 35+ wooden bat men's league on Long Island and my coach is friends with LoDuca. Says he may be joining the team this season! God I hope he cycles up this winter before getting on board this spring! I need a championship!

Bama woman pounces, and brings out the flying kicks.

What's really amazing is he caught it even though everything spins in the opposite direction down there.

Necessary highlight tape

You know, I've held my tongue for a long time but I have to say that I'm sick and tired of this stuff being normalized and shoved in our faces and we are supposed to accept it like it's ok and natural. Well I refuse to. Playing an NFL game over a dirt baseball infield is an abomination and I won't have it broadcast…

Posterizing. All the cool kids are doing it.

+1 lustful puntmonster