"dinner's ready!"

As she performed, Jeter ollied off her titties and said "Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets"

I got hit harder than the ref did when I told my girlfriend I was watching a video of two sweaty guys with a hard working gabby Reiss.

Shocking no one, Picard was named captain.

Come on, the HOF is still relevant as long as they make sure the all-time leaders in MVP awards, Cy Young awards, hits, home runs and games played are all enshrined. Oh, wait...

an electorate dominated by neo-Puritan scolds, milquetoast handwringers, and straight-out dimwits

Has anyone optioned the movie rights yet for "Into Thin Air Bud?"

That's weird because that's where we're typing from.

He should have known that other races are looked down on in Utah

I missed the part when they threw a bucket of confetti to clean up the blood.

But they still won, right?

This is a confusing chart. Are you saying Atlanta HAS a city center?

The Canadian circumcision method has a few issues and is not recommended by the World Health Organization.

MARSHALL: Okay, fellas, welcome to the first NFL Feels meeting. Today we're going to talk about the pain and the pressure that we go through, both on and off the field. Remember, just be honest and we'll talk it through. Who wants to go first? Go ahead, Richie.

You know, didn't they just do hard knocks there last year? If this was really going on as crazy as they said, wouldn't we have some B-roll of this. I mean if it is as frequent and obvious as Martin is claiming. Not saying he's wrong it's a honest question. Why has no one gone to HBO?

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See, it's garbage like this that shows why we can never have a two state solution in California—only perpetual holy war. Fish tacos are the only proper state food and they are superior to everything else on the list, including your hippie can't-decide burritos.