The answer to the question posed is because they've decided to run 26.2 miles just to prove they can.

This whole resume hinges on the 1st-Degree Theft of Fieri's Lamborghini for me. If he was just going after 'dat yello lambo,' well, psh.

If he misses he has 2 guys under the glass for the easy put back. With Curry shooting, and no defense under the basket, I'm betting the probability of scoring more than 2 points was fairly high.

Don't help them up, you're the Schiano Man,

seriously, would it have killed you to add this?

No way Bells is bigger than Waimea, brah.

Eagles/Giants was Football Seconal, and I was Football Judy Garland.

He looks about as excited as Riley Cooper at a Drake concert.

Behind Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Tenenbaums and Fantastic Mr. Fox. Ahead of Darjeeling and Life Aquatic. Sound about right?

Not-so-smooth criminal.

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