That's happening.

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He competed for the 2006 U.S. Paralympic team in slalom and giant slalom, and has also made the roster for the U.S. amputee soccer team.

And the guy is a natural on the Foosball table.

I Can't Remember the Titans

Fucking dog. That rug really tied the room together.

This bro's friend in the Chad Pennington jersey was only able to connect on three short punches, the fourth caused his shoulder to dislocate.

I went to high school with a guy whose great-grandfather or something invented the Reuben at the Blackstone Hotel in Omaha back in the day (he must be related to this Elizabeth Weil person).

What a bunch of ungrateful, spoiled athletes. When's the last time a bus boycott actually did anything?

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

I don't know, Ley. The Lions logo is somewhat awe-inspiring.

I found this second photo, taken a split-second later, to be more interesting

F That, my shit head of boss could not find a good assistant once I put the word out. This was a PR firm that several celebs. I had 3 jobs offers that day, plus shitty boss asking me to come back. I actually chased him around the office and told I would beat the F out of him if he ever cursed at me again. I earned my…

As a Giants fan who also happened to hate the late 80's A's, this might have been the only time I cheered and was happy for the Dodgers

Busch league

If it was a black bear security would have shot him.

Proof that Dustin Hoffman is not the Dodger Bear.

And they thought it was bad when they only had locker room cancer...