Win the next 3 weeks, and you're on the inside track to the NCG, but let's save ink until then. Also, I just looked at the rest of your season, and that is terrible. I would say Colorado is your easiest game, but that's the game you could lose looking ahead/behind. Luckily, there's always USC.

I haven't seen a teenager blow up like this since The Hertl Locker.

I like a Slimmer logo:

Well, southern Northern California.

Just 12 games for eye gouging? I'm surprised he didn't get moe.

I was being facetious about Kershaw.

Clumsy Rugby League Child Does Uncanny Eli Manning Impression.

Hey, I called it a try. I read up about it a little.

I <3 these videos so much. Maybe it's because I'm high right now — but the ultra slow-mo's always make me reconsider my perception of the world.

This thing has much better mechanics

ISC back: We're gonna kick your ass tonight.

*Mark Sanchez throws ball behind his back*

*Blows out shoulder*

All Things Considered, I don't have a problem with his response. Sure, it wasn't exactly On Point, but he can only deal with the Here & Now, and the Olympics aren't until next year. Why does he want to give a quote that could become the Talk of the Nation? I'll tell you what though, I bet afterwards the Caps PR guy…

Dramatic Howard is that guy who fucked up his ACL in intramural football because he attemtped some misguided cut against Pike. But, you know, he "totally gets" what Adrian Peterson had to go through and his rehab was-

"Wow. And to think I was merely thrown off the bus."

If it's being pompous, fine, I'll be pompous. But talking out of my ass? Nope. Here are all the free agent contracts over $50M signed in the past 3 offseasons.
Josh Hamilton $125M/5 years
BJ Upton $75/5
Albert Pujols $247/10
Prince Fielder $214/9
CC Sabathia $122/5
Jose Reyes $106/6
CJ Wilson $78/5
Mark Buehrle $58/4
Jonathan…

Jesus. Just pay your employees, NCAA.