Andrew, this is one of the best articles I’ve read on Jalopnik. Excellent piece!

Headline correction:

I know, I hate reading about important shit that potentially effects everyone on the planet too.

Oh no a foreign power meddling in the affairs of your country! Can you imagine someone having to deal with that? This is definitley an exceptional thing, and not at all American foreign policy for the entire second half of the 20th century! Wow! Just wow! I wonder why the “brutal dictator” in the Kremlin having…

Put on gloves.
Take off gloves to get key out of pocket.
Try to put on helmet.
Take off helmet to remove glasses.
Put on helmet.
Put on glasses.
Put on gloves.
Start bike.

I love how it seems like every time he says “go easy now for me brother” they seemed to push harder.

So people are getting nudes through the grapevine?

Aussies let the local fauna do all the violence. Even putting on a shoe with a little spider in it can be fatal. How they don’t unload a revolver into their dressers and closets every morning, just to be sure, I’ll never understand.

My car’s rear headrests are shaped so as not to obstruct the rear view, when not in use. But I understand that this may be a unique feature of a few supercars only.

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

We’re going to build this big, beautiful FA blog, and we’ll make Univision pay for it.

George Carlin was right.

Amen on touch screens BUT they are just an interim step.

The Dems could have - and would have - won, if only they had nominated the person that all the polls said would beat Trump. It’s their own fault for telling half their supporters to fuck themselves, while simultaneously trying to guilt-trip them into voting for a stealth Republican.

To the DNC who bamboozled a candidate projected to SMASH Trump in favor of Hillary...

Counterpoint: The ideas were only radical when the Tucker was young. And unlike Sanders, the Tucker is polished, presidential, and has stood the test of time.

I don’t read questions. I just read headlines and react.

I took the test and I got this

“Cruise control is going to set the engine at one RPM.”