My ass hurts just from reading your post.

By a cheeto encrusted dildo made of shattered rust shards.

It’s nice to know that, whenever the Cabinet needs to get in touch with the President, they can just use their Rings of Destruction to summon Captain Pollution.

I look forward to four years of Wilbur Ross in charge of the Commerce Department, Betsy DeVos in charge of the Department of Education, and Rick Perry in charge of the Department of... the Department of... um, what’s the third one there? Let’s see. Commerce, Education and the um, um...

On one hand, that The Orange One would nominate this half-witted jackwagon is unsurprising. On the other hand, I would have never guessed that The Orange One would nominate this half-witted jackwagon in a million years.

So, we’re going to go from the likes of the brilliant Steven Chu and Ernest Moniz to this bitch?

In what sick world does he get to be the head of the department he said he was going to eliminate? If I said that I don’t want a raise, will I get one?

Ohhh we are all fucked with out lube.

Donald’s first pick wasn’t available.

She was a non-profit employee, not a government employee. Her Board protected her speech after a threat from the state governing board. Pamela Taylor, noted social media racist, wasn’t protected because she works for the government and they couldn’t do anything. The government protected her because they agree with…

...the only peace they are willing to accept is basically the elimination of their enemies.

I feel bad for my husband, because his ex was a stay-at-home mom, so he always just figured she was doing what she was supposed to do in terms of education and enrichment. This was not the case.

The UPS driver did the right thing, but this woman is the hero in this story. I don’t think acknowledging that is wrong or snarky, but as always, everyone is free to disagree with me.

Why should she apologize? That’s a bunch of bullshit.

How about we downplay neither of them? She was smart and brave to write the note and he was a great guy who called the cops.

Without the second part, she’d still be a captive or worse. The UPS driver is the “hero” but she brought it to his attention.

Teen Vogue’s ancestor in the “Who knew teenage girls were so smart?” dept.

Anna Wintour apologizes?

Over the weekend, Anna Wintour, the formidable editor-in-chief of US Vogue, was compelled to issue an apology after being overheard on a train panning Donald Trump