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“Chuck, it took you 13 seconds to react to the violence directed to the President. In those 13 seconds the perpetrator violently kneed the President in the groin no fewer than five times. This is unacceptable.”

Probably will end up with Ted Nugent.

Apparently they’re having trouble finding an A-list act to play the inaugural ball or whatever event they’re planning.

I have to do something amazing in the next four years so that I can loudly and publicly refuse to meet Trump.

What really bothers me is I have this sinking feeling that no matter how egregiously he, and his cabinet, lie to the people, no matter how elementary it is to figure out how much he lied to, and doesn’t care about, the people ...somehow those who voted for him will remain blind to it. They will never get it. They will

The reality gap will never be bridged by facts.

the greatest trick the billionaire ever pulled was convincing the hundredaire he actually cared.

All the while, I’m sitting there, thinking that’s not what the damn numbers say.

It’s almost like Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about the common man.

Maybe if we paint the robots brown, they’ll start railing against them instead of Mexican farmhands.

They do. Here’s an article about Sarah Davis, elected to the Texas state legislature as part of the Tea Party surge. She was the ONLY GOP senator to vote against the abortion bill that Wendy Davis fillibustered. Her reason? She represents the district that includes the Texas Medical Center, and her physician

I think Doctors are scared. Remember the one doctor who got shot at church? If it weren’t so terrible, the irony of the blood-lust of pro-lifers might almost be funny.

How is this not a violation of doctors’ rights or something? Especially the laws that require doctors to tell lies to women about abortions causing cancer or whatever else.

How much money do we need to hire some Russian hackers to dig up the online sexual behavior of all of these right-to-lifers?

I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies

And then the inevitable “You should have thought about that before having sex” kick in the pants.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

I don’t understand what these fuckers want, besides having women suffer and die when the 23-week pregnancy they found out would kill them actually fucking kills them. Or have devastated families saddled with 6-figure debt after watching a horribly deformed baby die for a few weeks. How can they be such assholes about

It is insidious because these assholes ignore science and the heartfelt tales of numerous women who made the agonizing decision to end a wanted pregnancy because it wasn’t going to result in a healthy child!