You know, that makes it even worse imo, Quebec made snow tires mandatory a few years back.

Plus you know, it’s not like Vancouver, they actually get fucking snow there.

I thought it was a noble sacrifice. “I’m going down! Here’s some traction; save yourselves!”

Ha, that Super Duty plow truck, wheels locked, still spreading sand. It’s like it’s shitting itself.

As a Candian, i cannot handle the real stuff -far too sweet- had a chance to visit a maple farm where they also had a restaurant the most i could get out fo anything they served was one bite, because it was all pure sugar, and syrup drenched over everything. I bought a bottle, but could never use it, so i have love…

Some of the fake syrups actually taste good too, if they aren’t trying to pretend to be maple syrup. Otherwise, maple syrup is a bit too much of a luxury for me.

As a Canadian I love Aunt Jemima syrup.

Puns? Leaf this to me!

I tree what you did there.

It’s a sticky situation, alright.

If you ever hear a story about a Canadian sneaking into the syrup reserve and drowning in a barrel after falling in while trying to shovel as much syrup in her face as possible - it was me.

I’m sure this mess will ultimately be pinned on some poor sap.

“We don’t have confirmation that Secretary Kerry spent the remainder of Sunday in a dark room, sobbing as “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” played on loop”

The time for that is over. Let us not give in to delusions, no matter how warm and satisfying they appear. Let us embrace the death riddled radioactive hellscape that clearly awaits us. The Trumpocalypse is nigh, and it is a lovely, lovely day! WITNESS MEEEEEEEEE

Whatever you do don’t read this, which is ball-retractingly terrifying without ever mentioning Trump:

Trump could kill elected officials and his supporters would still say “it’s not as bad as what Hillary did, why isn’t she in jail? emails! wikileaks! benghazi!”

He’s like a fucking toddler that demands a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch and by the time it’s made he doesn’t want it anymore and has run off to eat dirt.

“If any of us had a grandpa talking like Trump is tweeting today we’d start looking into finding a nice nursing home and we all know it.”

When he’s sworn in as commander-in-chief, he’ll make clear the fullness of his plans.

Well he’s already comitted treason. But go down for it? That might be too much to ask.

It’d be cool if Trump himself knew what he was going to say or do before he said or did it.