IBDers: let’s occupy Goodell’s executive bathroom for the next 1.5 seasons

as a crohnie, i’d like to say this makes me hate goodell more

Whaaaat? No. No. Whaaaaaat? No!!!! NO.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER I WARNED YOU

Can’t help but notice that the pipeline’s original path - which was characterized as posing a threat to local drinking water - crossed a whole lot less of those blue squiggly lines than it does now with the new route.

Not Canadian, but having traveled abroad while Bush was president I think this is true. But we already embarrassed ourselves MASSIVELY  with the Clinton impeachment. A lot of people were still focused on that: not how Clinton embarrassed himself, but how WE made such a big fuss about it and continued to slut shame…

counterpoint: i’m going to see the shit out of it

Listen — you’re not the only one who has called me about this and I have no right to interject my opinion of what I like or don’t like with the news organization of CBS and I will absolutely not engage this conversation.

You are right, and I love my Canadian neighbors up north. Republicans are war mongers they love wars, they make money from wars. Unfortunately the next 4 years are going to be rough unless by some miracle (which I don’t believe in them) he doesn’t actually get to take office.

While unironically boasting of their “patriotism.”

Cruise can’t leave because they make you confess all your “sins” when you join up so they’ve got all the dirt on him, like they do Travolta and all the others. Tom can run but he can’t hide!

Fine, but wtf happened to his face?

Noooo Canada we need you to behave. We need to look up (geography joke!) to your goodness!!!

Exhibit #1: Detroit

My daughter’s school sent home a letter yesterday informing parents that swastikas had been drawn on classroom furniture.

I’m just thinking of Bart Simpson, campaigning for Class President by pandering to idiots, shouting MORE Asbestos! MORE Asbestos! during a debate

The only hope I have left is that Kellyanne is an Iago.

The doctor is . . . a woman!

Because he’s petty and hates this picture, spread it far and wide.

Shame he’s going to leave, Donald Trump will be creating plenty of new veterans in the next four years.