The WWI reference right off the bat is apt.

The list is short but distinguished: .... 28 Days Later

as soon as the first national crisis happens and he realizes that he’s woefully unequipped for the office he took so lightly, he’ll be the one crying in his cereal/twitter feed.

I want to say that about Toronto.

Well to be fair just about everyone in Canada magically forgets how to drive in the first snowfall.

Sorry syrup, this is how I prefer you served.

if they aren’t trying to pretend to be maple syrup

THIS!

Get thee north immediately. If in Canada, well go anywhere.

but the protection comes at the cost of their entrepreneurial spirit and adds a somewhat unwieldy system to the mix

When Vancouver lost game 7 of the Cup final to Boston.

Don’t take it personally, most people from Quebec (excluding Montrealers) seem to insist on always being pissed off.

Want to love Oprah, I really do, but some of those mistakes were doozies:

Or at least extend their weekly shows to a full hour.

*snort

Wow whoever they paid to write that did a damn bang-up job.

How can he possibly do both?

Of course, then we will have to deal with Pence ... ugh.

I’m surprised Drumpf’s doing this so easily.

What if she had like, gotten her period???