Don’t take it personally, most people from Quebec (excluding Montrealers) seem to insist on always being pissed off.

Want to love Oprah, I really do, but some of those mistakes were doozies:

Or at least extend their weekly shows to a full hour.

*snort

Wow whoever they paid to write that did a damn bang-up job.

How can he possibly do both?

Of course, then we will have to deal with Pence ... ugh.

I’m surprised Drumpf’s doing this so easily.

What if she had like, gotten her period???

Nasty

This is the current era’s “Duck & Cover”.

How could the world fail

(for lack of a better term because my coffee is faulty)

And wanting their kids to not get poisoned!? The nerve.....

Sad! Oil is sacred! My plane runs on oil!

Have that song stuck in my head now, with the new improved lyrics

They believe in a miserable skinny clean shaven santa with beedy eyes and no happiness about him.

That looks like one happy ass mofo of a Santa.

I can, but every time I was drunk.

ETA: I originally said bread instead of beard :)