having previously been busted for domestic violence.

Wtf is this asshole trying to prove by saying hes 62?

One of the boys reportedly cursed at him as he neared

There is no end to how awesome this is

features four colors: steel gray, gold, black, and red.

When Trump said he had always wanted a Purple Heart*, I knew immediately this was not a man who’s fit to be Commander in Chief

I can’t stop wondering, are we going to find ourselves in the military on the hook for fighting a conventional war as the result of a needless trade war or the result of an uncontrollable ego?

How will he possibly talk to the families of the service members that he sends to their death in the name of America?

BEER. That’s right! FIGHT ME, BRO. I’ll just run away and you’ll be too full of oatmeal cream IPA to catch me.

Ditto, a rotary phone no less.

Starring for ARPANET in Uni.

I remember ....

Poor Lady Gata

It’s there like an idiot button, just to give people something to press

Haha I randomly chose a zipcode from Omaha Nebraska.

com·plic·it

Just make something up, then choose a random place to google a zipcode from.

Is the data in it from Google or from user-submitted content?

And for those who don’t have their own personal John Waters handy:

When Kanye’s “Famous” video came out