I would say that’s one that’s not intended for actually swimming in, but then I thought about the tan lines. I think that’s one that’s meant for ads and nothing else.

I’m going to hold this an an example of someone having well done and well planned plastic surgery. He was slightly too orange at the Globes but otherwise, It think he looks pretty good.

+ nightmare before christmas

Return to Oz.

Half the ladies I know completed puberty in a mere 90 minutes because of that bulge.

AWESOME suggestion (w/ Annie), but seriously, shhhhh... don’t give them ideas.

Well said. See also: Dreamchild and Company of Wolves.

You'll still have the original Labyrinth, too :)

As Don Bluth says:

Seriously, tho, this is fucked. I guess I’ll still have Dark Crystal and Legend.

Forgot to add at the end of the first paragraph that it is dangerous to paint ourselves into the corner of abortion being exclusively for the short list of “rape and incest survivors, women whose lives are in peril.” Every woman deserves to make her own decision based on all her life circumstances, without…

I appreciate that there is a typical, “wrong time, wrong circumstances” abortion story included here. While dramatic partner abuse or fetal abnormality stories are valid, they are often the only types of stories offered in support of abortion. The vast majority of abortions are for women who are accidentally pregnant…

Shine a light on it and watch the cockroaches scuttle away in fear.

#menautomaticallyidentifyingwithabusersfornogoddamnreason

Sarcasm?

Wait, wait, so a country that THROWS WOMEN IN JAIL FOR MISCARRIAGE is now pushing for pregnancy prevention?

AH, yes, I literally just saw Children of Men for the first time just last night. And with all the news coverage of this shit over the past few days, I don’t know what’s real and everything seems potentially apocalyptic.

Literally every state in the US has mosquitoes.

Jesus, this is really scary. Like Children of Men scary. As someone who wants to have a baby in the next 18 months, I'm so sad for these women.