THIS!!! That so called Christian spewed hate and lies at innocent people just trying to use the bathroom and all these years she’s been harboring a molester that abused four of her children?! Did she even get any of them real counseling? Did they even think to ask the boy if he himself was being molested? Nope, too…

Oh good, another denim trend that looks horrific on us apple shapes. I have skinny legs, a small butt and carry all my extra weight in my tummy area. Jeans are a nightmare. Someone help me.

Yes! Thank you! Having a favorite pencil is a thing! Mirado Black Warrior HB 2 pencils are the best. I’m old and not a hipster and not being sarcastic. My husband introduced these to me while building mahogany boats. Best pencils ever.

Right? She looks like a well maintained 45yo.

My favorite Barbie was an Asian roller blading Barbie. My best friend gave it to me for my sixth birthday and I think part of why I loved the doll so much was because it looked like her. Twenty five years later I still have the best friend and the doll :)

My college boyfriend took me on our first ‘fancy’ date to Olive Garden where I ordered, “Chicken... uh, Chicken... parm...parm-uh-geen-ee?” And she stared at me for a full 30 seconds before asking, “You want chicken parmesan?” “Um, yeah, that, thanks.” Boyfriend laughed hysterically.

There was a safe procedure for a minor “flaw” that bothered her a lot. A trained professional did the procedure with her mother’s permission. I don’t get what the big deal is. Everyone has that weird thing they hate about themselves that no one else really sees. She found a safe solution and feels great about it. So…

I am insanely lucky that my kids will eat ANYTHING I put in front of them. Onions, sushi, split pea soup, they will eat it all. I do not take this for granted, I do not congratulate myself for their palate. I’m fucking lucky. And so are they. Food issues are not something to be messed with.

Shit, I KNOW a boys mother in my son’s preschool class is dead... And yet they all made and went home with a gift for mom. My first boyfriend’s mom was murdered by his dad when he was a toddler, he always hated Mother’s Day. I have a great mom but when I see how much pain it can cause people, I wish we would do away…

I wish I could hug you, you are amazing.

Dude, fuck your evil aunt! That is some grade A evil. Why the fuck would you want to hurt someone by telling them that? My step daughter’s mom has said the only reason she didn’t abort her is because my now husband “wouldn’t let her”. I will never tell my step daughter and I would murder anyone that tried to.

That is horrifying, I’m so sorry.

Amen. Yes!

My husband has a “dadbod”, big beard, long hair and icy blue eyes. He also works in construction and so has that rugged sort of appearance. And he just refuses to believe he’s freaking hot. I’m not the only one who thinks so, he routinely gets checked out and hit on. It makes me sad he can’t see how handsome he is.

Michigan, actually. But I’m glad you had a good experience! I want to do this as soon as the drug is available but I’m going to wait one year to see if there are any unexpected effects and to get someone experienced to do it. I will be so happy to have a neck proportionate to the rest of my body!

I feel the same way. When news broke about the double chin murdering med, I actually did cry tears of joy. I still had a double chin when I was 20 pounds underweight. I have hated it since it was pointed out to me in elementary school. So if my kid has the same curse and wants something safe done about it as a teen...…

Holy shit, she looks like a Bratz doll! That is... really creepy.

Finally a little bit of good news. And that lady is awesome.

I’ve been a geriatric nurse for ten years and seriously, elderly Christian white women are the MEANEST BITCHES ON THE PLANET.