Who wants to samba to Poor Unfortunate Souls?

Oh Calvin, that was a dumb move. I can hear it already...

Some of it was weird, but Riker and Rumer got into the spirit of it and were pretty awesome. Some of the older people just seemed disdainful and embarrassed by having to do it.

Then you get to do the things you want, when you want, and how you want. Your mistakes are your own with no one else to blame, and so are your achievements. Live your life your way and to hell with what anyone else thinks.

50/50 is only typical for married couples. Good luck taking someone you were only living with to court over assets without being legally married to them.

Females everywhere thank you for avoiding future relationships.

I love being single. I literally have no desire to enter into a romantic relationship with anyone. I especially never want to live with anyone else. I wish more people could be happy with being alone!

Dating is such a crapshoot. Recently, I thought I met a wonderful guy who said he was a feminist, liked independent women, and intelligent (geeky) women. We hit it off amazingly well, both mentally and physically, and then he just ghosted on me. No explanation, NOTHING. I’d guess that he is seeing someone else, but…

Hormone Neutralizer by Merk. Can you imagine what a top shelf all star that would be??

Which is why I don’t date anymore!

I’ve been in this situation before. To open up to someone like you never did before in your entire life, only to suddenly have the door slammed in your face... metaphorically speaking. It leaves you speechless and ashamed. And then something inside of you says “See? I told you to be carefull. You knew this was going…

In 8th grade I had this HUGE, world-shaking crush on a junior - he was my friend’s boyfriend’s older brother, and he was SO cute and SO nice, played guitar in a band (my small town was a cultural desert so this was a big deal) and he liked the same music as I did (early 2000s emo... V cool). Basically I transformed…

OK, I’m going to get this out here because I’ve been intentionally trying to forget this event my entire life. Maybe telling it will help...

I still can’t decide if this was really mortifying or awesome BUT in 11th grade I went to my first ever dance. I was at a Catholic school that kept pulling us away and telling us to ‘make room for the holy spirit’, which was bad enough, but on top of it my paranoid father had drilled into my head that all boys were…

I definitely didn’t go to any dances/proms, because I was a gay girl who was a weird nobody, and my best friend was a gay boy who was a weird somebody. So we decided fuck that noise, let’s just go get Chinese food. But when we got back to my house afterwards, Best Friend starts to have tummy trouble. He ends up making…

I’m so late to this that I’m sure no one will even see it, but...

I was platonic friends with a girl in my class, and her best friend (who I had said maybe ten words to in four years) didn’t have a prom date. I didn’t either, so she suggested we go together so we wouldn’t miss out on prom.

It wasn’t a dance. It was the Highly Discussed Black & White 6th Grade Roller Skate Party. (At my Middle School, the 6th Graders got a roller skate party and the 8th Graders got a dance and the 7th Graders didn’t get anything because they were constantly in trouble for bullying). ANYWAY. My family had just moved and…

So in high school I had a crush on my straight best friend, who had a crush on a young woman from out of town. In order to get her to agree to attending prom with him—driving five hours to where we were—B had to secure a date for her best friend, as that was the only way B’s crush would allow her to go. So I took the…

Not an embarrassing moment, per se, but an embarrassing dance. For two years in high school, I was part of a group of girls who would get shuttled down to the Air Force Academy for dances with the freshmen cadets. They would line up outside the bus as we lined up in it, and whoever you paired up with was your date for…