“If this is gonna be that kind of party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”

Rickey and I share this birthday. Often, when I give my ID to religions clerks they will say something like “Someone very special was born that day.”

Pegged it.

In so many ways, “brain trust” is the wrong word for the guys who run the NFL.

Um this is in New Zealand so pretty sure due to the Coriolis effect the guy who gets knocked out is the winner.

They might sneak a sniff or two when they’re repairing the ol bootstraps

You sure they’re not also huffing that glue?

I think the choice of terms has implications under campaign finance laws.

I know many of the people these candidates speak for. I’m related to many of the people these candidates speak for. What scares me the most about these people (and their candidates) is not that they believe what they believe. What scares me most is the fact that they are all so myopic and delusional that they really,…

And the glue that binds them all together is some vague idea that liberals want to take away something they like. And resentment, as was mentioned in the article.

Now that Trump has made explicit so much of the carefully unspoken subtext of the past 35 years of conservatism—the unalloyed bigotry and viciousness at the heart of its policy positions, yes, but also the deeper, ineluctable truth that it has only ever been a pure politics of grievance and resentment—the mannerisms…

You’re erroneously labeling a (desperate) attempt to make funny out of a typographical error as latent racism. Some people might call that ignorance, too.

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

Athiests lack a moral compass, but he wrecked three marriages (of his own) by slinging dick at everything with a pulse.

Why? It’s snl, it won’t be funny

I hate Steve Harvey. He’s never said anything funny. And he’s a dick. I can’t believe he has a show telling women what to do, and women watch it. WTF? This guy is vile. And apparently stupid.

Bruh, you’re singlehandedly setting back internet commenting by like 5 years. See, what I did was make an observation which is strangely specific (the sort of person who comments on a local news network’s website) and the fact that I can't imagine being one is a joke because it's an absurd thing to want to imagine…

I’m shocked that the number of Republican voters living in a fantasy world isn’t higher.

Dear Gawker Media: