Whenever someone uses the word “jamoke,” I have a sudden, irresistible urge to seek out the nearest Arby’s.

Where’d you get the flakka?

Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring soon get offspring.

“We have an investigation ongoing... by officers from the department’s Sex Offense Squad.” a Buffalo police source said.

”From cock and balls with love”

And Phil Luckett concurs.

Hmm... Sounds like somebody’s butt-hurt because they didn’t get a hoverboard for Christmas.

“If this is gonna be that kind of party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”

You sure they’re not also huffing that glue?

He just happened to be the latest one to say/do something utterly stupid so he was at the forefront of peoples’ minds.

You’re erroneously labeling a (desperate) attempt to make funny out of a typographical error as latent racism. Some people might call that ignorance, too.

Blatter looks empty and deflated. You can tell he’s had the air taken out of him.

The correct term is “holier-than-thou.” I know English is complicated for some folks, but you’re supposed to hyphenate two or more words when they come before a noun they modify so it acts as a single idea.

Rumor around Jasper is he converted to catcher for a couple seasons.

“Honey I love you, warts and all... as long as they aren’t a manifestation of Human Papilloma Virus Types 16, 18, 31, 33, 35, 39, 45, 51, 52, 56, 58, 59, 68, 73, or 82, which are carcinogenic.”

But chicken and fish are not meat. Those Argentinians did precisely as you asked.

Was it Le Cirque? Nobu? Joël Robuchon?

Extemporaneous wankery. That’s all it is.