You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?

Tom Brady is about as erudite as a poodle when it comes to non-football smarts. (And I love the Patriots.)

Exactly. Anyone who chooses to be at a Trump event, under willful adherence to his “policies” and beliefs, is most likely a vile being.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

This method got me into trouble at work with the new guy.

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

Ugh. Have you seen the commercials from Walmart imploring us to use a green light bulb to show a sign of support for veterans? Seriously, if you want to support veterans, how about you save the light bulbs and donate the money to an organization that actually supports veterans.

This also brought up the (non?-) issue of having holiday products showing up in Canada before Remembrance Day—11 November, for all you ‘muricans. Someone on the Starbucks Canada Facebook page suggested that Starbucks ought to make a Remembrance Day themed cup. I replied with something simple like “why do you want to…

I’ll only accept coffee if it comes in this cup:

His video was so maddening. I couldn’t even finish watching it. Yeah, you really stuck it to ‘em, didn't you? I have better things to do than worry about what the fuck color Starbucks cups are.

John 6:55

Dear god, what must you have gone through in life to become a pro-Trump activist.

This is gold! I love it. The image of them scolding Suri, what is that, even?? Seriously, I could read about scientology weirdness all day.

Oh God, who would be his running mate? Satan? AT&T Customer Service?

You think they'd be crafty enough to make their own

Lies! I studied economics in college, I use the internet and took at least 2 marketing classes so I know exactly what is going to happen in the future.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Sure — but what would you get? A quantity of Bibles, all of which fall open to the Song of Solomon (the only book that showed signs of having been read — and re-read, and re-read...); maybe a dusty, half-broken-down old Dell Dimension, half-full of porn thumbnails from 1999; and some dowdy clothing. Not really…

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?