I am honestly struggling with this one.

Typical male, hopping from one pork to another, always thinking things are greener on the other side in search of that rainbow connection.

I’m on Team Denise. Kermit deserves a woman who appreciates him for the kind hearted frog he is and won’t karate chop him 10 times a day.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

I’m pretty sure there was tongue.

(Appalled that I didn’t immediately see this in the comments)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

Thank goodness she isn’t thin-skinned or afraid to stand up to the bullies and the ridiculousness they spout. We need more leadership and voices like hers.

Pretty sure they meant Kim, but way to jump to conclusions

So.. kids burns down a car I doubt I will ever be lucky enough in life to sit in, forget about even driving one, and asshole burns it down to get a better best car?

There’s always Plan B:

Oh man. That was like lobbing a softball to you.

With a little more time, it would of just set fire to itself.

The Shrek stuff made me a bit sad. For a story about an ogre who has to learn to love himself, it’s a bit too on the nose.

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and…

I dread the day when people learn that the internet makes it really hard for them to lie.

Has he been lion this whole time?