Pan pizza inside the pillow case

Seriously, I remember John Edwards getting called out for his expensive haircut, but she just has to deal with SO MUCH SHIT! just for how she looks. And if she spends more than people deem appropriate, she has to deal with that shit too. She has to work so hard just to keep how she looks from becoming the fucking…

If you’re a male and spending more than $25 for a haircut, you are doing it very wrong! Also, your barber should also be your drug dealer.

I’m going pretentious with DeflatorMaus.

Same here. I'd give you a hug, but my hair looks pretty good today, so...

After the whiskey? I like you.

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that…