You think they'd be crafty enough to make their own

Lies! I studied economics in college, I use the internet and took at least 2 marketing classes so I know exactly what is going to happen in the future.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Sure — but what would you get? A quantity of Bibles, all of which fall open to the Song of Solomon (the only book that showed signs of having been read — and re-read, and re-read...); maybe a dusty, half-broken-down old Dell Dimension, half-full of porn thumbnails from 1999; and some dowdy clothing. Not really…

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

I am honestly struggling with this one.

Typical male, hopping from one pork to another, always thinking things are greener on the other side in search of that rainbow connection.

I’m on Team Denise. Kermit deserves a woman who appreciates him for the kind hearted frog he is and won’t karate chop him 10 times a day.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

I’m pretty sure there was tongue.

(Appalled that I didn’t immediately see this in the comments)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

Thank goodness she isn’t thin-skinned or afraid to stand up to the bullies and the ridiculousness they spout. We need more leadership and voices like hers.

So.. kids burns down a car I doubt I will ever be lucky enough in life to sit in, forget about even driving one, and asshole burns it down to get a better best car?

There’s always Plan B:

Oh man. That was like lobbing a softball to you.