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Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and

I dread the day when people learn that the internet makes it really hard for them to lie.

Has he been lion this whole time?

Pan pizza inside the pillow case

Seriously, I remember John Edwards getting called out for his expensive haircut, but she just has to deal with SO MUCH SHIT! just for how she looks. And if she spends more than people deem appropriate, she has to deal with that shit too. She has to work so hard just to keep how she looks from becoming the fucking

If you’re a male and spending more than $25 for a haircut, you are doing it very wrong! Also, your barber should also be your drug dealer.

I’m going pretentious with DeflatorMaus.

Same here. I'd give you a hug, but my hair looks pretty good today, so...

After the whiskey? I like you.

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that