It already happened. Dr, Seuss’s family owned the rights, decided that books should not be printed anymore, and made a nice chunk of money off right wing jackasses for cancelling themselves.

I think he’s lost it, and his mind can barely handle doing anything other than giving the same speech over and over again. It looks like someone told him to say something about the couple near the end of the video. 

Getting upstaged at their wedding serves them right for having it at Mar-a-Lago.

unfortunately the robe probably won’t be tied.

I’m eagerly awaiting the next Mar a lago wedding story where he just wanders into the reception in his robe and slippers. 

You can imagine the rest!

I love a good party too, but choosing a party over financial security is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Agreed!

If you’re dumb enough to choose a lavish wedding over home ownership and financial security, you deserve to have a pandemic ruin your wedding.

Fuck it, I’m shaving them just to bump this racist prick down to 3rd place.

Sir Patrick Stewart is the Sexiest Bald Man Emeritus. The trophy William got is a framed picture of Sir Patrick Stewart in a toga from the 70s. Not from a movie, just him hanging out in a toga on a random Thursday.

Not while The Rock, Boris Kodjoe, Shemar Moore, Stanley Tucci, Patrick Stewart, et al., exist.  Even Spongebob, dammit.

He has a Black friend, okay?????

I don’t think the issue is that Chet is unkind. It’s more that he’s monumentally stupid on a level that his ignorance becomes offensive.

“Uh-huh, ok, but who has more charisma? Yeah...that’s right. Sit your punk-ass down, Willy.”

Even Kate doesn’t believe William is the sexiest bald man alive.  No one else is going to fall for it.

Goddamn! Buckingham Palace cashing in all their chips to bury the fallout from “The Interview”, huh?

It’s not the same. The dough is completely different from a pan style pizza. Plus not any pan will not do. Needs to be a steel rectangular pan with edges at 90 degrees edges.

Pardon me, what now? Sounds like some prince has a really great publicist. Might I bring us all back to normal as we enjoy this:

It’s really more of a casserole anyway.