Arthur meets the Simpsons?

I think the gun wall is there to cover for the very high likelihood of the house gaining sentience and turning on its owners.

This had been an ongoing issue since the game started. It’s also interesting how different organizations handles it. I’ve seen some churches putting up signs telling Pokemon players to fuck off (not in these exact words, obviously), while other churches inviting Pokemon players to come and have fun, but be respectful…

In an upsettingly tone-deaf tweet put out by the UK-based Night Sky Lanterns, the company said it was “deeply sad” for the loss of over 30 animals and that people should light 30 sky lanterns “to remember this tragedy,” adding that, “Hopefully this will help reminding everyone the importance of choosing only sky…

In the panel discussion system, police procedural panels are considered especially interesting. At the Paley Center, the dedicated actors who imitate these viscious felonies are cast members of an elite spin-off known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

Some people are getting off watching panel discussions about panel discussions celebrating long-running plice procedural TV shows. Other people are even getting off reading online comments about watching panel discussions about panel discussions celebrating long-running plice procedural TV shows.

You tellin’ me some people get off on watching panel discussions celebrating long-running police procedural TV shows?

Have to admit, I don’t really remember much queer subtext in Dracula, and I don’t actually remember him doing any “mesmerising men for their bodily fluids” at all. From my memories he was pretty much almost a creepy rapist type towards a variety of nubile young women. He did lock a bloke in his castle and play mind…

Toe-pick.

I was ready to feel bad for her until the mink coat, then the manicurist and hair coloring at the hospital really took me to the next level of not giving a shit. She probably should have been watching where she was walking because that would have been a huge fucking hole to miss:

I’m already writing the screenplay for both versions. I’m thinking the Hallmark one will be available for next Christmas. 

The trippy thing is, relative to the discourse of the early 80s, the underlying message of that bit - “you can be friends with gay people” - was actually progressive.

It’s also what happens in the first 5 minutes of a horror movie. They had a 50/50 chance, could have gone either way, really.

It’s astounding to think how quickly we got from there (massive panics, mass deaths, murders and assaults, the AIDS Quilt, etc.) to here (massive drug advances [but not if Facebook has anything to say about it,] slightly fewer murders and assaults, the ability to keep the virus from passing through the placenta, etc.)

Obviously the jokes are awful, but as someone nearing 40 I think it’s important for people to realize (and learn from) how mainstream these sorts of jokes were not that long ago. I remember being a kid well after this special and in second grade kids played tag saying “tag, now you have AIDS.” There was a true…

If you’ve got perfectly chiseled abs, I don’t think you’re all that “brave” for posting a bikini shot on social media.

At the start of the last decade, Kanye West released My Dark Twisted Fantasy along with the Good Friday sessions which are both arguably some of the greatest hip hop projects released in the past year. At the end of the decade, Kanye is...

This better not be your way of saying he gets beheaded.

I, too, wondered why there was a chicken sandwich included in the pattern, and briefly thought maybe I’d accidentally skipped an episode of The Mandalorian wherein they all go out for fast [lightspeed?] food. (You’d think those helmets would have like, a cat flap kinda thing for food, or a built-in straw or something…

It’s testosterone, man. How can men be taken seriously when they’re so hormonal and emotional all the time?