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Autism was first coined as a diagnostic term in 1910, and became its own diagnosis in the thirties. As a better understanding of what autism is increased in our society, it enabled more and more doctors to understand it and make the diagnosis based on the bhaviours of their patients. So diagnosis of autism has

Reading that made the word honest look weird.

I’m surprised the conversation has been all about wanting a specific gender, because my mind immediately went to sex-linked diseases.

I will fully welcome our Ant Overlords as well

I love this, but yet again can we stop baking cookies for straight white guys (like Oliver, Colbert and Stewart) amusingly saying shit PoC, women, LGBT have been saying for years to mainstream indifference?

I suggest you have a nice, relaxing glass of Harglefloxin and then light up a little Obamawort incense and then make yourself an artisinal bronze bowl of wombadulamatazingo.

Hey everybody: notable troll from Gawker, Darrell Merrell, nee Tomatoface (and various other variations) has decided to bring his tedious brand of stupidity over to Jezebel. Please do not engage him or respond to his idiocy.

How horribly rude of me, thinking that I had a fucking right to engage in the political processes of this country. Must have missed that day of civics where they went over how we're obligated to go with the safest choice, lest we be kicked out.

well it was nice knowing you, at least we know you’ll be happy. Drink lots of water.

well it was nice knowing you, at least we know you’ll be happy. Drink lots of water.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

Where you can find it: Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Your Friend’s DVD Rack

Possibly an unpopular opinion, but can we please stop with the Beyonce is Queen nonsense when Erykah Badu still graces this world with her beautiful presence?

“I’m gonna call Tyrone, and tell him come on, over, and get your shit.” More than fifteen years later and.Goddamn that song, and album, tear shit up. I love this woman.

I’m more of a Harvester International than John Deer girl, but this farmer rocks.

No one ever asks me out

why i gotta be all wet AFTER morning sex this morning and then gotta go to work all sloshy. c’mon, girl.

also bitch you’ve obviously never tried to have sex while super high on that tip top chronic no lube no sex no fun in that situation

And COOKED PROPERLY. Probably the most important part of Salmon. Need to cook it like a Medium/Medium-rare steak.