Off the top of my head, as a Chinese-American, Leroy Chiao. America sure has this notion that Asians are skinny folks good at math. This astronaut may be great at it, but also has the Right Stuff. If Sally Ride and Mae Jemison can do it, so can my people as well.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I got dumped after 4 years of living with my girlfriend, that was 9 months ago. I’m still not over it, I’m depressed as fuck, I stay in, I lost my best friend. I don’t feel like I have much of a purpose. I feel like this app is more for new, shorter relationships that aren’t as binding/life changing as long term…

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and its trilogy in five parts. I busted a gut with those. Some of my favorites.

Executive Director Brad

Growing up, my Dad always smelled the cork. But he’s also the kind of new money asshole who thinks he understands stuff like wine tasting based on whatever he knows through osmosis, so it doesn’t surprise me at all that he was wrong about that.

I’ve been on this wine tour. It’s literally 2 hours of crazy drunk white ladies tripping on pills.

But seriously, don’t fuck the genetic abomination.

You went from “But he marched with MLK” to “ugh, black folks, why even bother” in two sentences. Impressive.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Pho-Dog-grapher...

Yeah, that was my thought. I might be wrong about this but isn’t a Mecca pilgrimage specific to Muslims? I understand she’s using it as a symbol for a better place here, in the way some folk songs use Jerusalem, but it’s still a little cultural appropriation-y.

I hated people who asked for frappucinos when I worked at an actual Starbucks.

When you vote GOP, this is what you’re voting for.

They’re like Pokemon. Your CARIBOU evolved into MOOSE! It learned STAND IN THE ROAD AND FUCK UP TRAFFIC!

t was really looking like I was gonna get through the whole comment section without encountering one of these.

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.