Congratulations!

That doesn’t work, guys are on to this now. We wanna take you there or see a baby toe.

My ex thought it was a good idea to move to another state and hide from child support. Since he had such a consistent history of cheating I thought it would be easy to track him down on Craigslist’s Missed Connections. Someone had to know him because he had penis and it did wander. A lot. He also loved to make sure…

After breaking up with my boyfriend at the age of 20, I hitchhiked to Berkley and backup up to Seattle. It was a two week trip, with literally no money, and nothing more than the clothes on my back.

Ugh, fuck you Blaire!

Oh! This isn’t like a break up story but I stopped hanging out with my bff because he was into me like that and became pretty possessive.

*cheers* Fuck you, Blaire.

Fuck you, Blaire.

So I guess he’d been planning to give me my walking papers. But after finding out I was pregnant he did the honorable thing; went Dutch on the abortion and stayed in the picture until I managed to go three consecutive days without crying.

Craziest thing I’ve done after a breakup? Gained 40 lbs, had sex once and a mental breakdown twice.

Reminder: Dr. King was a preacher who wore a suit and tie while preaching nonviolence. Despite that, he was still arrested, beaten, and ultimately murdered. Being “respectable” doesn’t guarantee that you won’t face police brutality and systematic racism. In fact, being “respectable” guarantees exactly jack shit.

Easy. Being called up on stage with Taj Mahal and then getting him high afterwards.

I REALLY HOPE HIS LAWYER IS TROLLING HIM OMG I’m so excited by the prospect I’m in all-caps mode.

““Day-to-day life is unbearably stressful, as Emma and her mattress parade around campus each and every day,”

This one is pretty inspired, Klaus

Damn straight.

I can’t understand female-spaces where transwomen aren’t welcome. Guess what? Probably most transwomen were born women. “Raised as girls”? What does that even mean? I think we’re moving ever closer to a world where parents no longer enforce arbitrary rules about what boys/girls can/can’t do/wear. Thank goodness. But…

Aw jeez, you blew it up.

Besmotten! :) My adviser actually noticed the result - as an aside, the main results were insignificant so it didn't matter - my survey points were along a line transect and had 4 points - A, B, C, D. My adviser ran a Chi Square - Wilcoxon Kruskal Wallace and counts were highest on A, then B, C was low and D was…

There are zero commercially available GM wheat strains. There are some in the pipelines, but the increased gluten content you've seen in the past century is completely due to "traditional" breeding practices.