Hazard lights don’t give one carte blanche to park wherever you want. Don’t park in the fire lane in front of the store even if you’re only running in for “just a second”. Most of the time I see people parked there for 15-20min plus, look, parking in the fire lane is only saving you what?, 25-50 feet of extra walking…

Do you apply that rule to yourself when you find a car leaving in a lot with, like, five cars fighting for every open spot? 

Don’t buy a GM car which flashes its reverse lights when you unlock it. That’s just mean to everyone else in the parking lot thinking you’re ready to back out.

If you’re able-bodied, take the bus and save the planet.

If I have the oportunity for a really good spot if the person behind me is elderly I will signal to them to take the spot and I will find another place to park.

• You are in a parking lot. It is not a street, highway, or race course. Drive at a speed where if a child darted out in front of you, you will stop in time.

in the long ago when I worked retail it was, indeed, heaven to get called to carts.  I would race to the lot and find the ones farthest out.  You’re free from the brainwashing music and ads they play inside, free from being paged, free from being asked inane question after inane question.  Just you, a blue sky, a cool…

If you notice that the buggy corral is staggered across multiple parking spaces, move it back to where it’s supposed to go.

When leaving a parking lot at the same time as a bunch of other people (i.e. following an event, anything at an arena, anytime at Costco or Sam’s Club), follow the zipper effect: one car goes from one lane, then one car from the other lane, zipping up into a single line to head out of the lot.

If you have a new vehicle and work in a building with a parking garage, EVERYONE is your enemy and wants to ruin your new vehicle. Park as far away as you can. Ask me how I know? 0_o

Just park far away and don’t worry about it.  Most of us need the exercise anyway.

As always, use your turn signals.

Unless you have physical limitations, just take the first spot you see. You will be inside the store well before finding that unicorn parking spot.

Thich Quang Duc self-immolated in 1963, Mohamed Bouazizi in 2011. How does that add up to “two years after Thich Quang Duc protested and died in Saigon”?

Where’s the entry for Funko Pops?

Absolutely, half the time they don’t even stop like they’re supposed to.

According to all the bloggers upset over the tool in the thread you referenced, it seems to have very little to do with historical information and context and entirely to do with ads & clicks. The history/context shtick seems to be a façade for ‘we have to add filler for the money’ which is fine. People should make…

Asking for college transcripts is one way that companies pretend they’re not engaged in age discrimination.

I think the argument you give (that men should be more responsible for bad blackout sex decisions) is already internalised and believed by at least some people. My first sexual experience was when I was 19. I went to a big party where a very drunk woman, in her early 20's I guess, latched on to me, flirting…

Sober isn’t supposed to hurt.
If sober hurts no wonder you drink. Figure out why sober is painful, and fix it.