Brontë: “It’s called normcore, you bloody halfwits.”

I don’t get that either. So she didn’t stay in her back yard to learn and make music. She went out into the world to gain some knowledge. Creativity is something that happens inside of you. To a lot of folks, it’s a “spiritual experience.” Obviously, music is an integral part of her being. She found something amazing,…

I’m staring at my oldest right now. He’s 17. I’ve been staring at him for 17 straight years. I need to use the toilet so badly. I’ve had to go since 1999.

I can top that. I present to you, Alabama's weather legend, James Spann. With James, accuracy is the least of your worries. Whenever he loses the jacket and breaks out the suspenders, you better be heading for the nearest storm shelter because all hell's about to break loose.

But even beyond the obvious racism, it’s so damned stupid for retail management not to know better. Might as well hang up a banner that says “Sue Me!”.

I completed a PhD program in literature in which about half of the students were also published writers or novelists. Because it wasn’t an MFA program, there were no creative writing classes. Instead professors held “salons”. They were all male even though half of the students in the program are female. When women…

“Plus, I’ve made some comments on Kinja that have got me 500+ stars. So... ladies?”

I always think it’s weird men are intimidated by a woman that’s everything they say they want. I picked a career I love but will never make me rich, so I’m fine with a woman making more than me. Especially if she likes her job. Maybe I was just forced to accept that long ago because my mom makes more than my dad.

i understand nothing and will vote on everything anyway and then go to the comments and tell everyone that they are wrong

“What exactly does Caitlin think she’s done that makes her qualified to wipe out all of Hillary’s accomplishments?”

It never ceases to amuse me how every time these fuckwads bring up “religious liberty” it always seems to concern the liberty of bible-thumping asshole Christians and no one else.

I am always amused at how narrowly focused these types of bills are... If you’re going to think that the world should conform to what you perceive as your religious beliefs, why stop at same-sex marriage? I wouldn’t stop until every Catholic fast-food worker has the right to refuse to serve someone meat on Fridays…

I can really hear the old white male in the Republicans talking right now.

Porn gives young people an unrealistic expectation of long it takes for a plumber to actually show up at your house.

We can’t win.

See, I think it’s more than that. If you look at Elliott Rodgers for example, he killed male students too and his reasons were they were successful with women. These MRA types deep down despise men, men who get dates. What they typically do however is lash out at the women who date those men. I think it’s easier for…

I think it’s perhaps hatred to an extent, but in viewing other men, its an issue of competition. THis is why they are constantly dick-wagging at each other about who’s more “alpha” who’s “beta,” who’s faking it, who isn’t, etc. If a woman has slept with another man before him, it not only sullies her, it means some…

Yup. Their attitude seems to be “Women must be pure and innocent until the moment I find them attractive; then, they will only fall in love with me and have sex with me until I’m done with them.” It’s beyond disgusting. It’s straight-up disturbing.