That email makes the sender seem 100x douchier than Tyler. Don't worry about it.

Yalies are too busy dodging bullets for drama like this.

I think the adderall is for focus, and the cocaine is for poor decision making: so you can really concentrate on your bad choice.

You're awfully quick to pass your own smug judgment on the situation, while knowing nothing in the way of actual facts. Just by way of example, Tyler is, in fact, NOT underage - that was a false statement in the e-mail. So maybe dial it back a tad.

You and Tyler are going to have a rude awakening in the real world, my friend. If criticisms about his lack of parties set off a 1700 word diatribe, I can only imagine how he'll deal with asshole bosses, co-workers and the plethora of other assholes that inhabit this planet.

Yeah, as much as I love seeing entitled ass-nuggets getting put in their place, this felt...extreme.

Don't disagree with you on most things, but wanted to point this out -

They're going to Harvard... this is the closest they'll ever get to first world problems.

Why does Tyler feel humiliated? It is the author of the email who is acting like a complete ass.

No shit. The future will be run by bros that write idiotic garbage like this.

Many gifs to choose from here as well, but I'll just add a favorite.

"Sorry, my personal butler had the night off and couldn't read me my nightly correspondence. I'm sure it was riveting. When he returns, I'll have him draft a response saying something to the effect of, "Sit on a stick and spin." "

Agreed. Tyler maybe whined or snarked, or both, but only a little, once, and mildly. This lunatic went off on a ranting, nutballs, genuinely abusive diatribe in response. I assume they didn't like each other already, but even so, it's way past medication time for the ranter.

This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…

Well Harvard, you had a good run and all, but after seeing this email you should probably just burn the whole place to the ground and start over. I'm sure your endowment will be more than enough.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....